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wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy, via picturesque-upbringing)

I drank until you weren’t real. -Six Word Story (#12)

(Source: writingraw, via extreme-closeup)


COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via diary-of-a-chronically-illkid)


i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

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texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via diary-of-a-chronically-illkid)


I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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